3 definitions by espolavirus

1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7

2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.

2.

Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?

No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
by espolavirus March 8, 2015
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1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7

2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.

2.

Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?

No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
by espolavirus March 8, 2015
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someone who doesn't shut up on group chats and thinks he's the shit
"Who is talking on the group chat?"
"Ezra"
"Oh go figure. Is he saying something interesting?"
"Probably not, I haven't read it."
by espolavirus February 9, 2015
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