26/11 and 9/2

The ratio of Republicans to Democrats in each house who have tested positive for coronavirus as of 12/17/2020.

26 Republicans vs 11 Democratic House members, 9 Republican vs 2 Democratic Senators have tested positive for coronavirus. Who can guess which party denied the danger of the virus, denied the reality of the pandemic, denied the importance of masks and social distancing? ... 26/11 and 9/2 ... Anyone?

by Monkey's Dad December 18, 2020

26th September

Eat yo girl out or give a blowjob to ur mans

its 26th september yk what we have to do

by giojanna September 22, 2021

MAY 26th

A DAY to die or kill someone

Me: oh its MAY 26th, you KNOW what THAT meanS

by SKskskskskskskkskskskskk October 23, 2019

October 26

When a name that starts with the letter "L" should date a person with the beginning letter of "d"

"omg Logan it's October 26th ask out a girl who's name begins with the letter d"

by Real0g October 24, 2019

April 26

April 26th is the day the weirdest, most f*cakes up people are born.

The date: April 26
Person one: It's my birthday today!
Person two: Well that explains why you're so weird.

by uwu_lord October 9, 2020

April 26th, 1966

A great day in history! Nothing happened at all! Chernobyl didn't blow up or anything.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Chernobyl is in disa-
Person 2 (A Russian): No, no! It's all okay! We are fine! For fuck's sake, it's April 26th, 1966! A great day!
Person 1: ...Wha- okay..?

by evanhasadicktionary August 20, 2021

October 26

Only pussies are born on this day they have terrible hair, have a shit sleep schedule, and are the most unluckiest people ever.

October 26 is the most shit day to be born

by Gabuko November 24, 2021