ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

by josh is a rebublican November 12, 2018

Dead man tired

So tired you are unable to move and appear to be deceased to the naked eye.

I pulled an all nighter last night and now I am dead man tired.

by Humanbean201513 November 18, 2018

Poor mans ket

Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction

Tommy:why are u acting weird bro
Brodie: I took some poor mans ket

by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018

White man Isaac

Claims to have a big penis, but realistically, he has a small penis under average. Wanna be a cowboy but thatll never happen but hes funny

White man isaac has a unique personality

by LIFEISAMAZING87 November 27, 2018

Good Law Man

Best exemplified by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, until they screwed him out of his pension!

Random Citizen: Roscoe was a good law man. That was, until they voted to not award him his pension.

by EagleAS October 28, 2018

black man skeng

The skengest bredrin in the ends. Make one wrong move and he will shoot you.

"Black man skeng innit fam"

by BMS420 August 15, 2017

Tristan Good-Man

The Definition of Sexy. Everyone needs a Tristan. And he has a good face with some good hands and a good everything. What a cool guy. Actually he’s quite the opposite of cool. One might say he’s quite hot. He is also cute,funny, adorable, sexy (again), and every good adjective ever. His smile will warm you up and make your day. Tristan is the best

Tristan Good-man is the best and the sexiest and anyone who disagrees can fight me

by Hsksoshegejizafbndkdjdbd December 17, 2018