Oral sex: penis in mouth, vagina in mouth, 69
Anal sex: penis in butthole, dildo in butthole
Vaginal sex: penis in vagina, dildo in vagina
Hand sex: vagina being fingered, handjob, butthole being fingered
Boob sex: licking nipples, shoving face in boobs, sliding penis in between boobs.
Anal sex: penis in butthole, dildo in butthole
Vaginal sex: penis in vagina, dildo in vagina
Hand sex: vagina being fingered, handjob, butthole being fingered
Boob sex: licking nipples, shoving face in boobs, sliding penis in between boobs.
Jessica sucked Malcom’s dick. Then Malcom ate Jessica out. Then they 69ed.
Jessica hated the taste of Malcom’s dick so much that she had to take him from behind. First She shaved a dildo up her ass so that she would be ready. Then Malcom gave her anal.
Jessica had gotten over the trauma that came with giving head and she rode Malcom’s dick. Once he exited her vagina, she stuck a dildo up there because she missed the feeling.
Malcom dramatically ripped the dildo out and started fingering Jessica. He took his other hand and started fingering her asshole. She was so surprised that she accidentally tripped and fell and gave him a handjob.
Jessica decided that now that they had been having sex for 5 hours, she should take off her sweater. She accidentally took off the t-shirt underneath it as well. She forgot to wear a bra that day, but jut said “fuck it” and stuck Malcom’s face in her tits. He started licking her nipples because they were purple and his favorite flavor was grape. They weren’t actually gray flavored, though, so he jerked back and accidentally stuck his dick between Jessica’s boobs. Malcom’ dick got stuck in her boobs, so Jessica had to keep pulling backwards ti get in unstuck. Malcom realized that he was gay, and Jessica realized that she was a lesbian because they were both so unattracted to each other. They finally separated themselves and got dressed. They haven’t talked in 30 years and Malcom killed himself. Jessica has a wife and 3 kids.
Jessica hated the taste of Malcom’s dick so much that she had to take him from behind. First She shaved a dildo up her ass so that she would be ready. Then Malcom gave her anal.
Jessica had gotten over the trauma that came with giving head and she rode Malcom’s dick. Once he exited her vagina, she stuck a dildo up there because she missed the feeling.
Malcom dramatically ripped the dildo out and started fingering Jessica. He took his other hand and started fingering her asshole. She was so surprised that she accidentally tripped and fell and gave him a handjob.
Jessica decided that now that they had been having sex for 5 hours, she should take off her sweater. She accidentally took off the t-shirt underneath it as well. She forgot to wear a bra that day, but jut said “fuck it” and stuck Malcom’s face in her tits. He started licking her nipples because they were purple and his favorite flavor was grape. They weren’t actually gray flavored, though, so he jerked back and accidentally stuck his dick between Jessica’s boobs. Malcom’ dick got stuck in her boobs, so Jessica had to keep pulling backwards ti get in unstuck. Malcom realized that he was gay, and Jessica realized that she was a lesbian because they were both so unattracted to each other. They finally separated themselves and got dressed. They haven’t talked in 30 years and Malcom killed himself. Jessica has a wife and 3 kids.
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