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Sex

Oral sex: penis in mouth, vagina in mouth, 69

Anal sex: penis in butthole, dildo in butthole

Vaginal sex: penis in vagina, dildo in vagina

Hand sex: vagina being fingered, handjob, butthole being fingered

Boob sex: licking nipples, shoving face in boobs, sliding penis in between boobs.
Jessica sucked Malcom’s dick. Then Malcom ate Jessica out. Then they 69ed.

Jessica hated the taste of Malcom’s dick so much that she had to take him from behind. First She shaved a dildo up her ass so that she would be ready. Then Malcom gave her anal.

Jessica had gotten over the trauma that came with giving head and she rode Malcom’s dick. Once he exited her vagina, she stuck a dildo up there because she missed the feeling.

Malcom dramatically ripped the dildo out and started fingering Jessica. He took his other hand and started fingering her asshole. She was so surprised that she accidentally tripped and fell and gave him a handjob.

Jessica decided that now that they had been having sex for 5 hours, she should take off her sweater. She accidentally took off the t-shirt underneath it as well. She forgot to wear a bra that day, but jut said “fuck it” and stuck Malcom’s face in her tits. He started licking her nipples because they were purple and his favorite flavor was grape. They weren’t actually gray flavored, though, so he jerked back and accidentally stuck his dick between Jessica’s boobs. Malcom’ dick got stuck in her boobs, so Jessica had to keep pulling backwards ti get in unstuck. Malcom realized that he was gay, and Jessica realized that she was a lesbian because they were both so unattracted to each other. They finally separated themselves and got dressed. They haven’t talked in 30 years and Malcom killed himself. Jessica has a wife and 3 kids.
by Fuckyounotinthatway January 14, 2024
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Sex

something you will never have. L + Ratio + You Fell Off + Cope + Mald + Seethe + Yro'ue*
You know Nathan?
Yeah.
He'll never have sex
by JoeMamaNotFound March 17, 2022
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Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.
Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."
by ICantWord December 7, 2016
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National sex day

February 22 is a national sex day. People who are born on february 22 should have sex with people born on june 9 at 22 february.
-Hey its february 22!
-and?
-im born on feb 22 and you are born on june 9 and today is feb 22!
-so?
-its a national sex day! Lets have sex.
-ok!
by Haiitsormashiani November 23, 2021
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Gay lettuce sex

Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.
Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex
by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019
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Sex deviant

It's what your girlfriends shouldn't be
by Zèro May 17, 2018
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Bronze Medal Sex

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.
by ApricotFields June 7, 2019
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