Skip to main content

Cock Knock

When someone knocks on your door with their dick
Jaimze Cock knocked on my door at 4am...
by shrimpjuice July 16, 2011
mugGet the Cock Knockmug.

Giddy Cock

A puiny, small thin penis.
Mr.leffler developed anger issues after comparing his Giddy Cock with other men.
by MacHaze October 14, 2018
mugGet the Giddy Cockmug.

Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023
mugGet the Cock Wafflemug.

Cock Womgee

Is an asshole that is a wallop of a douchebag insensitive pussy face unjustifiable torture to suit one's needs of feeling like they're on top and invincible.
he is such a cock womgee, cuz she does everything for him and there's definitely no appreciation just torture.
by Tany85 January 8, 2024
mugGet the Cock Womgeemug.

vintage cock shot

Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!
by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011
mugGet the vintage cock shotmug.

COCK LUST

A sexual activity that involves becoming overwhelmed with lust upon seeing a beautiful penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
It's something about seeing a huge beautiful cock that is enticing and will ignite a Cock Lust in a male or female to worship and serve the cock.
by Curious explorer August 3, 2025
mugGet the COCK LUSTmug.

DooDoo Cock

When something is overhyped and ends up being way less cool than it was originally planned out to be
that movie was DooDoo Cock
by QuickMcScopes April 25, 2020
mugGet the DooDoo Cockmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email