Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

Ball Pussy

When a person that was born male, is such a spineless pussy that balls atrophy to make a ball pussy

He's such a coward, i bet he gets fucked in his ball pussy

by Postalman December 12, 2020

ball jacking

The act of putting ones testicles in another's B-Hole. Often preceded by fisting. :)

I was ball jacking that trick so hard last night. My balls fucking hurt BRO!

by The-Muff March 6, 2014

Balls vinaigrette

When you havent showered and your junk smells like vinegar.

I took 6 tabs of adderall and ive been awake for two days i smell like balls vinaigrette

by Kap10g January 15, 2023

Dragon Ball gt

Worst fanfiction

-Worst fanfiction ever made?
-Dragon ball gt

by gtbad March 10, 2017

Officer Balls

Why did man say balls? Is he homosexual?

“Just in case you were planning on following me, I’ve arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak.” “Officer Balls” “ Waaahahahahahaha!”

by Officer Balls February 27, 2024

Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015