no me

The best way to confuse your opponent in a no u battle
How people know you have yourself

Person 1: Your Stupid
Person 2: no u

Person 1: no u

Person 2: no u

Person 1: no me
Everyone in a 3 mile radius: - stunned-

by Trash_and_a_half December 5, 2018

Me

An idiot that sucks a lot of and does not know how to do shit.

Hey this this new dude in town like he looks gay AF,
Thats Exactly like me!,
Fuck you.

by Me69 666 69 December 6, 2018

fuck me with the wig on

Demanding to get fucked by someone or something wearing a wig.

There was a point in my life I didn’t think I could cum without atleast a finger in my ass, but when you fuck me with the wig on I can’t help it.

by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018

Fuck me boots

Especially tall stripper-looking boots that are slutty that women wear for sexual attention. Could also be other items or clothing suggestive of the same thing. Example: fuck me skirt, fuck me pants, etc.

“You walking the streets tonight in them fuck me boots?”
“Naw, nigga. I’m going to the club.”

by KimberKelsey December 7, 2018

You’re havin’ me on

A phrase most commonly used by those of a South East England origin. Used by someone who is baffled, humoured or shocked by information they have been told.

Fuck off you’re havin’ me on!

by Southeastgal December 10, 2018

phil me up

When a man named Phil inserts his penis inside any orifice of a (wo)man's body. Most compatible and accurate with women named Cortnie/Courtney.

"Oh wow...I didn't expect you to phil me up that fast." - Cortnie

by Lunchlady11 July 12, 2017

Bicklehoff me

To find out the meaning of something

Bicklehoff me becky

by Ghettoduh July 17, 2017