Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018

Pulling A Diego

Ruining a happy relationship , just to fail to keep the relationship with the girl you stole

Damn man, you about to pull a diego?, yeah man I’m pulling a diego

by ShortStack227 April 13, 2019

Pulling a Hazel

Pulling a Hazel is when someone seemingly freaks out for little to any reason, and then proceeds to instantly feel sorry and asks people to pity them.

Woah calm down there, you’re Pulling a Hazel! If you aren’t careful I’ll have to give you a three month ban!

by FlamboyantRage April 15, 2020

pulled a kelsie

Shitting yourself a lot

Especially in theme parks

What is that curry sauce in my pants

Oh no I've pulled a kelsie

by Divawinter63866 October 23, 2013

Pull a G

Changing the drug to be ingested with another without concent in order to meet a means to an end.

Pull a G on big bird in front of his squad.

by Bend1r January 23, 2018

Pull a Stephen

Remove someone from the groupchat, making it fall apart. To defend his girlfriend who he is sleeping with and is too afraid to commit.

Oo sorry, don't pull a Stephen.

by drakansteal May 21, 2017

Pulling a Jan

Suddenly turning around and walking away in the middle of a conversation for no discernible reason. If the dismayed interlocutor asks about it the following day, this is typically followed by answers along the lines of: "Duh! I gave you plenty of nonverbal cues that I didn't want to talk."

Person 1 : I was telling him about the issues I have with the project, but he just walked away! How is that even possible?!
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!

Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.

by DefinitelyNotJan March 2, 2022