by Brewhans April 26, 2019
Get the Wood ratmug. by Anger wood September 14, 2016
Get the anger woodmug. The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.
by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014
Get the wonky woodmug. The erect penis of a homeless man.
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
by Pooney219 October 5, 2016
Get the Drift woodmug. (n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
Get the surface woodmug. by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020
Get the wood brushingmug. 