wood glue

cum

that’s a wood glue stain

by cheneycookie December 19, 2019

Wood rat

When you do hood rat things in the woods

Hey Gerry grab your Ak a shovel and some suds. We got some wood rat things to do.

by Brewhans April 26, 2019

anger wood

Getting so angry that you pop a boner

Yo that bitch got me so mad that I got anger wood

by Anger wood September 14, 2016

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014

Drift wood

The erect penis of a homeless man.

"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."

by Pooney219 October 5, 2016

surface wood

(n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.

Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.

"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."

by edward_violet December 16, 2009

wood brushing

When someone brushes their teeth with their own or something eles fatty cock

Dam that bićh wanted to try something new but I never would have guessed wood brushing

by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020