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Master Wanker

It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.
After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.
by The "Master" Baiter August 22, 2011
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business wanker

A suited man or yuppie who appears to be better then you, but deep down hes just a wanker with polished shoes and a degree.
*tradies all sitting around having a pint* *confident man walks past* "hey check out that business wanker!"
by teddybii March 23, 2016
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Bus wanker

Someone who travels on a bus
by How you doin 98 April 19, 2018
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cradle wanker

A pedophile. A derogatory term with a little more gusto.
"Fuck you, you fat, sick, fucking cradle wanker."
by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021
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Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate
Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass
by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022
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