Twitterginity

Twitter Virginity

I joined Twitter and lost my Twitterginity.

by AngMcC April 20, 2009

twittering

A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.

I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.

by NoPhilo June 10, 2009

Twitter

Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.

Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt

by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009

twisted fuck

A sick or demented person

Those child porn directors were arrested yesterday, twisted fucks.

by cronus81 July 20, 2006

Twisted Kid

A weird or socially rejected child. You often find them shopping at stores like hot topic and dying their hair funny colors, wearing excessive black and neon colors, or rolling around on floors.

They often look like idjits and appear to be lost in some kind of stage. Most Twisted kids are extremely immature.
They like to think their life is unbearable, and often times you find cuts on their arms.
Also, they like to pretend they are weird things like vampires or witches.

Billy: "Oh look at that twisted kid HIS HAIR IS ORANGE, what a moron-"
Twisted: "shut up, IM DIFFERENT.you dont understand how bad my life is"

by Bethaknee Bitch. April 20, 2006

twatted

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

by Jackson Marsh June 19, 2009

Tittie Twister

When a man, or woman, takes there hand and grabs a woman's, or man's, boobs with their fingers and squeezes and turns the breast until it hurts. Some people get offended by this becuz its mostly men trying to touch womens breasts.

My boyfriend grabbed by tit and gave me a tittie twister and i thought my boob fell off!

by dnf December 29, 2005