west coast turnaround 

Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.

My second driver is a west coast turnaround, and he's gonna drive us all the way back home.

west coast turnaround by Jori Atoz June 21, 2004

Heidi Turner 

* I CANNOT LET THIS 1ST DEFINITION SLIDE >:C *

Heidi Turner is actually a girl living in South Park Elementary.
She used to be a nice, smart and funny girl with brown hair until Eric Cartman came (still like the ship though).
She turned into a lazy and stubborn character like Cartman, maybe even worse, in Season 21.

Hope she gets better.

Eric : Heidi Turner is the smartest and funniest girl I've even seen.
Heidi : Oh stop it you c:

Heidi Turner by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018

Turnaround Tipster

1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.

Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.

Turnaround Tipster by Peter Kobs March 10, 2009

Turnbuckle Syndrome

To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.

Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...

Turnbuckle Syndrome by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012

Dirty Turner

An individual who shoves cream eggs up their bum for pleasure.

“Why’s Ned late for rugby?”
“He’s doing a Dirty Turner”

Dirty Turner by Dirtyturnerenthusiast February 13, 2019

Alex Turner me on 

This means Alex Turner turns you on.

This makes Alex Turner me on

Alex Turner me on by Lily Malfoy Weasley Turner January 24, 2021

alex turner 

Lead singer of the ever so popular Arctic Monkeys. He is much loved by 'DING' because of his Sheffield accent.

Instead of saying "bottoms" Alex Turner says "buh'ums."

alex turner by Alex Turner April 22, 2006