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trucker handshake 

the act of when Dale Holgate decides that he is going to rape a little boy, but since Dale is impotent, he cant get it up and decides to pee into the boys asshole simulating ejaculation.

also, all truckers are gay.
1337mas: "Ms. Stroy, have you ever shaken hands with a trucker,? ya know, its like a formal greeting of sorts.."
Stroy: "well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker."
trucker handshake by ASE June 17, 2004

Getting Tucked In 

Rolling a joint before bed, often to be smoked as a sleep aid
"You going to bed? "
"Yeah, I but first im getting tucked in though"

"I slept so good last night probably because i got tucked in first"

tucked and leaned

This one is for tha crew: A way to style n'ya whip tucked = downlow and leaned = slighty to the left or right...me...I lean right.
Doe: "Yoooo!! did you see Re's new BM!!?"
G: "Yeah man he was chillin hard as h3ll...he pulled up at your crib tucked and leaned, like he was pimpin, fake azz player...LOL!!!"

tucked and leaned by PapiBro August 15, 2006

all tucked in 

a female that has a hot rockin' body, also making reference to what a females vajaja looks like, all tucked in and not looking like a Arby's Big Montana roast beaver sandwich
Guy #1-You should meet this chick Veronica
Guy #2-Is she pretty hot?
Guy #1-Oh yeah, she's gorgeous and all tucked in too.
Guy #2-Sounds pretty yummy!
all tucked in by The B Buck December 29, 2007

Angry Trucker 

This situation arises when one stakes out a truck stop looking for trucker who is negotiating to obtain services from a commercial sex worker. While the trucker is distracted, one sabotages a vital component of the truck required for ignition (such as cutting the battery cable with bolt cutters). While disabling the truck, one would continue to listen to the negotiation using any one of a wide variety of available listening devices. At the moment of monetary exchange, the saboteur reveals himself by pulling around the truck in a muscle car (preferably a 1978 trans-am with T tops for ease of entry, though any Camaro or Mustang type car will work) and shows a full tooth count, thus seducing the commercial sex worker to hop into the car and accepting fees for services in about half the amount settled upon by the truck driver. This uniformly irritates the trucker. A word of caution: do not attempt this in a prius as the saboteur may end up on the wrong side of the bargain.
In other news, the rash of angry trucker incidents in Green River continues with another case reported today...The incident today involved a trucker who remains anonymous; he said his money was stolen without services rendered, and he had to spend $89 on a new battery cable...

Trucker Pussy 

A prostitute that can be found at truck stops around the nation. Has been known to be a type of "door to door saleswoman" at overnight truck stops. Usually they can easily be spotted by looking for the dirty underweight woman who is constantly scratching herself and has stained teeth from all the meth she smokes with her clients. Warning! Many have discovered trucker pussy was not as advertised! Occasionally the TP has a larger penis than the client!
If you have a semi, you can always count on trucker pussy to take care of you!
Trucker Pussy by Tujiro October 17, 2013