Definitions by ASE

jubar

Jacked Up Beyond All Recognition

this whole situation is JUBAR

jubar by ASE March 7, 2005

trucker handshake 

the act of when Dale Holgate decides that he is going to rape a little boy, but since Dale is impotent, he cant get it up and decides to pee into the boys asshole simulating ejaculation.

also, all truckers are gay.

1337mas: "Ms. Stroy, have you ever shaken hands with a trucker,? ya know, its like a formal greeting of sorts.."
Stroy: "well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker."

trucker handshake by ASE June 17, 2004

we need to talk 

I'm leaving you, shmuck.

We need to talk. I'm moving back with my Mom.

we need to talk by ase September 22, 2003

Tiny-peckered Nancy-Boy

A whiner. One who needs his mommy. Shut up and do it, you pussy.

Fair-weather motorcylists. Shut up and ride, you tpnb.

Tiny-peckered Nancy-Boy by ase September 22, 2003