Poo Tung Clunch

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?

by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009

Vaginal Tuba

A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.

How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.

Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.

by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010

turtle's head

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

TunisiaPhobia

- The fear of spending the rest of your life in Tunisia.
- Tunisian millennials have developed a unique kind of mass anxiety, which has gradually developed into a new phobia category in which is today defined as TunisiaPhobia.
- General symptoms include intense anxiety and fear of not being able to leave Tunisia, and start a better life somewhere else, or being forced to return for those who have already left.

- Hey Bayrem, why are you shaking? what's wrong?
- I think I am having another TunisiaPhobia attack again man...

by Hannibal Barca July 5, 2021

Magikarpal tunnel

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.

Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."

by Salmoon and Clownboat November 30, 2010

Tumblr night

A night(usually a Friday)when instead of going out and having a good time like most people your age, you spend the entire night on Tumblr. If you're a teenager this might start to worry your parents as it has mine.

Teen Boy: Hey are doing anything this Friday?

Teen Girl: No I'll probably just have another Tumblr night.

by PurplePaige64 August 28, 2010