Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Phantom Sense

This sense is something that only people who do not go outside can understand! (Furries)

Alpha wolf: PLEASE DO NOT WALK THROUGH ME I CAN FEEEEL THAT!!!

E Kitten: yes pwease don’t walk thru dada he has phantom sense 😢

by Momokaxxx April 28, 2025

The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man

The Phantom rule is based of the movie The Phantom of the Opera

by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021

Phantom Pick Syndrome

Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.

"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."

by blamebreadmaker July 28, 2024

Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 30, 2022

phantom discord syndrome

You hear discord messages without getting any

*discord message* “wait I didn't get a message” “must be phantom discord syndrome”

by Your_normal_bfdi_fan_hater May 21, 2022

Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy ice cream van music, but it is just imagined.

"Do you hear that? It's Mr Whippy and his music!"
"There's nothing there!"
"Oh darn it must have been a Phantom Whippy."

by anonymous June 9, 2022