by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020
Get the wood brushingmug. A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
Get the Knock on woodmug. a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.
pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
by Babash00keth December 29, 2019
Get the Logan woodmug. (n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
Get the surface woodmug. by Anger wood September 14, 2016
Get the anger woodmug. The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.
by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014
Get the wonky woodmug. Writer of the Cha Cha Slide
by notcallumwood September 18, 2014
Get the Callum Woodmug.