touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.

Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."

by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022

Grass from the Devils Playground

another name for pot

"Hey man can you go score a dime of grass from the devils playground"

by DonnySquad42 July 25, 2013

Grass

A thing that we gamers scared of.
Touching it makes you feel idiot.

random kid : LOLOLOLL TOUCH SOME GRASS
me :

by random man that is soo stupid December 3, 2021

Grass

Something everyone needs to touch

You need to touch some grass

by BabberFalk March 19, 2022

Grass

The most awesome thing your eyes have ever seen.

Dude, DJ Pauli's megamix is so grass. YEAAAHHH!

by Drewski LeChrome July 17, 2011

Scootin grass

The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.

The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.

by Cd9933 May 27, 2018

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024