Lovers Tan

A tan seen on the fingers of a person who has been wearing a ring, usually a wedding ring. Used as an indicator that a person is married and/or is looking to cheat on their significant other, to be disloyal

"Yesterday, I went to the bar with some friends, and this guy started talking to me, I thought he was cute, but then I noticed a lovers tan on his hand, so I just walked away"

by Brobrodidfog August 11, 2025

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Tribute Tan

A MAGA crowd identifier (similar to ‘post gunshot’ ear bandage) wherein participants self-apply facial bronzing agent in propitiation to their great leader.

Oh, don’t ya think that Katie’s got it goin’ on with the Tribute Tan!
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.

by YAWA October 19, 2025

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Auntie Tan

A female version of an Uncle Tom, usually a self-hating Asian who degrades their own people in hopes of acceptance from others.

Look at her, what an Auntie Tan!

by chickenfried1 November 12, 2025

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Moon Tanning

Melbourne slang — being up all night and sleeping through the day, leading to a pale complexion from lack of sun exposure.

“Haven’t seen daylight in weeks, bro — been moon tanning heavy.”

by Louie Loud January 10, 2026

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Zendric Tan

the best ex i’ve ever had, even tho he probably hates me and is not thinking about giving me a second chance I miss you and i’ll always love you with my entirely heart, you are my sun, moon and all the starts i never thought i needed to light up my world. You were my source of happiness and even tho is sad i don’t have you as close and i did, it makes me happy i at least had something with you and that at some point i was the only girl in the world to you.

1. Zendric Tan My little favorite ex that i want back

2. Zendric Tan you are my favorite ex!
2. Please get over him already is been 2 years.
3. i can’t lol

by urmom929 November 22, 2021

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