carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.

" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."

by sufimomma February 15, 2009

truffle shuffle

When you got a fat ass friend named Rick and you slap that fat ass neck and his whole body jiggle.

Do the truffle shuffle or some shit.

by allen Mitchel November 15, 2016

Milk Man Shuffle

When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.

Yo I pulled the Milk Man Shuffle on this girl last night cause she said she was thirsty!

by THE Milk Man 4U August 5, 2010

shuffle shame

1. Shuffle shame occurs when you are playing music in shuffle (or random) mode and the songs you are embarrassed about listening to come on as someone you're trying to impress enters the room.

2. Shuffle shame occurs when someone is attempting to shuffle (a form of dancing popular with aznz) but fails miserably and/or realizes that shuffling is lame.

John: Hey Jimmy how you doing?
*non-mainstream music comes on*
Jimmy: ZOMGZ I don't know why that's in my mp3 library.
John: Ugh my ears hurt from not hearing mainstream music with singers who have no real talent!!!11
Pedophile looking through window: This is a common case of shuffle shame.

by HisNameIsChris October 1, 2008

sluff

a ginger's vagina

ron from harry potter has a hairy sluff

by skapreme November 22, 2010

Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on

Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.

by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009

Shuffled

Meaning that at a party if he/she got with a lot of girls/boys, they got shuffled.

Ex. "Man, Josh got shuffled last night."

"OMG! KELSEY GOT SHUFFLED LAST NIGHT!"

by crad3000 April 22, 2009