surprise springback

when someone is urinating with an erection and the basketball shorts they had pulled away involuntarily spring back and send urine flying in all directions onto the person.

Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.

by amazawaliisdead July 20, 2009

Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Surprise Relocation

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.

Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.

by RaininOnUrParade March 10, 2018

Milkshake Surprise

When you nut in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, releasing it in to yours when you go to kiss her

I was having an amazing time until she gave me a milkshake surprise

by afliiee March 12, 2020

cart surprise

when checking out from an online store and you put in a random coupon code that works; therefore giving you an additional discount

marie wouldn't have been able to afford her dress if it wasn't for her cart surprise at checkout!

by theONEftw July 21, 2011

Dinner Surprise

Verb: Having sex with a girl from behind and throwing up on her back as you ejaculate.

Did you hear what Cal to Becky did the other night? He totally gave her the Dinner Surprise.

by Puke Covered Girl November 29, 2012

Surprise Ed

Students who are at a more severe level than the average Special Needs classes.

Dude, I heard he got to surprise Ed.

by M_shaf123 August 23, 2018