richi surprise

When you cum on Richi Herrera while you are fixing a bug from MMO.

Ayer me hice un richi surprise antes de meterme un pepino en el orto. by Marcio

by VLEIX April 26, 2018

Salisbury Surprise

The act of opening someone else's pants and shitting in their pants.

John: I went to Salisbury for my first time and Jack opened my pants and shit in them.
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?

by Dicky Big February 27, 2020

Surprise sex

Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"

Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.

My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!

by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018

Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Surprise Relocation

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.

Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.

by RaininOnUrParade March 10, 2018

Oreo Surprise

A white guy with a black dick. When he cums it makes an Oreo! Making his partner surprised!!

When girls suck my dick they get an Oreo surprise:)

by Sexyhaas6969 June 25, 2019

cart surprise

when checking out from an online store and you put in a random coupon code that works; therefore giving you an additional discount

marie wouldn't have been able to afford her dress if it wasn't for her cart surprise at checkout!

by theONEftw July 21, 2011