J_Smith

AKA Coastie_Walrus. A member of the US Coast Guard. Has big guns, might be gay.

<J_Smith> Hey guys check out my huge gun

by Mister Floppy March 30, 2005

Mr Smith

A Mr Smith is a frisky man who sneaks into the bathroom with a pen camera as a young female showers and proceeds to get some juicy shots for later use. A Mr Smith usually tries running to Wales once found out.

Person 1: " Did you hear about Michael with the pen camera"
Person : "Yeah, i think he is a Mr Smith"

by Tommo's Mission October 21, 2016

Joseph Smith

Joseph Smith was a prophet in the mid 1800s. He established the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormons). He did NOT establish plural marriage for his own satifaction, but because he got a commandment. He was marytered for his religion and his God. He was brave, and yes, he and the church he established are Christians.

Joseph Smith gave his life for the religion he believed in.

by mormongrl September 11, 2011

elliot smith

i know!!! spell his name right DAMMIT. dammit. elliott smath doesn't deserve this!

OMG! Elliot Smith <3 OMG!

by adriana March 20, 2005

smithler

another name for an idiot, pretty much someone that gets drunk and passes out, and wakes up with shit drawn all over his face

dude, you're so stupid, you're dumber than a smithler

by whodatwho November 22, 2004

smithish

the language spoken by a set of smiths in leeds

oh what the feck are you talking about

by david smith April 20, 2004

sumitesque

1. really, really stupid.
2. dressed like a prick.
3. characterized by spontaneous mumbling of nonsense.
4. pessimistic.
5. bad at doing everything, with the exception of playing cricket (which is only speculative).
5. lame.

"That turd on the floor is very sumitesque."

"My girlfriend has syphilis. How sumitesque!"

by sumit sucks October 27, 2011