competitive sitting

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.

Competitive sitting is awesome!

by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes

Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month

by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019

Where your ears been sittin at?

An informal inquiry of what music you've been listening to lately

I've got a gig tomorrow night and I have to find some new tunes, Where your ears been sittin at?

by Civillian January 29, 2016

shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly January 3, 2008

hello shitty

it is anothere name for the japanese character hello kitty

have u ever heard of that gay japanese cat hello shitty!!!!!!!!!!!

by shithead jones May 8, 2003

shitty

people who take shits on the floor. People who do this are called "shitty". They are disgusting people who do disgusting things for a small amount of money. I boy i know did this...what a digusting, shitty mug!!!

"omfg "shitty" prick. I cant believe you took a shit on the floor"

by blondeamz91 December 28, 2005

shitty deal

When one is having anal sex with another, pulls out and a load of shit comes out.

MatGrn: "That's the best dick i've ever taken, pull out"
JMOSS: ::pulls out:: "OMG DUDE! I thought you said you douche! What a shitty deal!"

by poser mobile September 6, 2006