secondhand salt

noun. derived from secondhand smoke.

What you feel when a friend is really salty about something that you're not involved in and their anger makes you salty too.

I'm really getting some secondhand salt from Mollie about that dumbass kid in her math class... now I'm salty about it too!

by anachronistic-beluga February 15, 2017

second hand fan

When someone knows a lot about a fandom because their friends or family are part of the fandom.

Person 1: Wow you know a lot about Harry Potter. Are you a fan?
Person 2: No. I'm a second hand fan. My sister loves the books.

by Melia Plumeria April 4, 2017

secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

Second Hand Hangover

After your friend has a night of drinking, and YOU wake up the next day with a headache.

Good morning Spencer, how are you?

Ugh....I have a headache
So, you've got a "Second Hand Hangover?"

by The Hartman June 9, 2017

Secondhand tbag

When someone uses their buddy's c pap machine as a dick holder

"Did Earl bring his c pap machine to the softball tournament? I'm gonna secondhand tbag it tonight!"

by Scienceprof August 12, 2017

second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

Second Hand Blushing

When you read something out of a book, that involves one of the characters blushing due to sethinf being done/said, eventually causing you (the reader) to blush like the character, in response.

Jade was second hand blushing when she read Carter confess to Zia in her book.

by Ultimate_Shipper/Fangirl September 20, 2017