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Are you going to school today? No, my mom caught me with a dime of weed.
by Matt is teh coolest December 28, 2005
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the way that the pupils parents sign you up for and is as bad as jouvinile hall
by rtbmnei June 23, 2003
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schooled

To defeat emphatically. The lesson being that the schooler is better than the schoolee.
Player 1 was bragging about how great he was, until I schooled him with my AK47.
by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005
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School

n. School is a place to receive a type of education.
Often derided by lower achievers and mouth-breathing droolers.
Necessary preparation for a life beyond the subsistence level.
Can be a very entertaining place where you learn about social interaction, cooperation, achievement and self-discipline.
May be public or private in US, or private or public in UK.
v. to instruct
People who don't like school often end up working for people who do.
He dropped out of school and couldn't even get a job flipping burgers.
She had to leave school after she got knocked up.
He flunked out of school, which is pretty hard to do these days.
She was schooled in the ways of Hogwarts.
by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006
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a place where you eat shit lunch and recieve shit work
i hate my school Teachers they give too much homework
by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016
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A place where unreasonable teachers attempt to teach kids something useless that they will never need in life. Most kids think school is "pointless". Obviously these kids have more common sense than the teachers. Most teachers would never admit to that. Well guess what stupid, if you grew a brain cell you'd know that there is no point in putting us through our own personal hell. Some people who have been corrupted by the government might think "Since you hate school so much, why don't you spend all day slaving at a job instead?". I can say from full experience, I love "slaving" at my job WAY more than being trapped in a tiny desk for 8 hours with people who think they are more important than everyone attempting to cram useless information into my brain.
Most people who like school either aren't in it anymore, or just like seeing their friends which they could do outside of school if it wasn't taking so much time out of their day.
by newbzoors November 11, 2010
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School

S.C.H.O.O.L - Six. Crap. Hours. Of. Our. Lives
"Don't you think school sucks?"

"Yeah, remember what it stands for?"

"Oh yeah, six crap hours of our lives."
by AlwaysTTY April 29, 2010
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