scale of 1 to trump

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.

On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?

by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017

Scaler

An armchair specialists who lay under this misguided belief that they know more than experts in the field they enjoy discussing. Can vary from mildly to extremely annoying, often resorting to simplistic base insults when they either cannot prove their ideas or have their ideas disproven. Can also be referred to as paleoptologists.

Wow, this guy's arguing with an actual expert about the size of extinct animals. What a scaler.

by Manhole Man June 5, 2017

Scared Shrekless

Being so scared you are making Shrek references.

Dude, Shrek Forever After is so bad I'm basically scared Shrekless!!

by whiteboyz36 April 19, 2018

Scared

Feeling of rejection , embarrassment , TALKING BACK TO UR ARABIC MOM

Me: can I go ou-
Mom: HOW DARE YOU
Me: i just-
Mom: *grabs the slipper immediately*
Me: * shits herself* (scared)

by Help I’m still running November 9, 2019

boflichter scale

A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.

The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.

by GORP July 27, 2006

V Scale

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.

Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.

by Observant at all times October 17, 2008

dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.

that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!

by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011