Definitions by GORP

boggling bowl movement marker 

The down marker used during the New Year's Day Boggling Bowl. It is usually carried by a well endowed, surgically enhanced female called the Boggling bowl Queen.

announcer: I thought it was fourth down but according to the boggling bowl movement marker it's only third down. I guess I was a little distracted by the young lady with the enormous assets.

boggling bowl movement marker by GORP July 27, 2006

boflichter scale 

A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.

The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.

boflichter scale by GORP July 27, 2006