Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"

Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer

by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021

Sausage Knocker

when you go to high above the cock while masturbating and end up smacking the tip of your penis with your fist

awww man, sausage knocker! X(

by danieboy777 March 24, 2009

pale sausage

A pale, light-skinned, flaccid penis.

My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.

by Eddie Sausage February 9, 2017

dog sausage

When Breakfastmash takes something funny into the realm of assholiness stupidity.

Go die in a hole, dog sausage.

by L1V1NGD3TH August 10, 2016

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

sausage feaster

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.

Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia

by bbbadddbitch June 9, 2018

dumb sausage

One of the kindest names to call someone

You're such a dumb sausage

by Buster71373 February 25, 2017