Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"

Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer

by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021

Strawberry Sausage

When you have sex with a girl on her period

I hooked up with Steph last night, she gave me strawberry sausage bruh.

by Danny0812 February 15, 2017

Browned the sausage

To shit one's pants.

We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.

by TCH32 June 20, 2018

Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

by DennisLeary July 25, 2009

sausage feaster

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.

Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia

by bbbadddbitch June 9, 2018

dumb sausage

One of the kindest names to call someone

You're such a dumb sausage

by Buster71373 February 25, 2017

Sausage Patty

A woman who hangs out at Sausage Bars. Most Sausage Patties have few boundaries.

Let's go 3-way that Sausage Patty.

by Bringindowntheblouse October 10, 2015