Road language 

When someone who is a “road man” or “chav” speak they do not use proper English but actually speak differently

“Wagwan my drilla” “Hey can you translate from road language to English please”.

Road language by Mandy__ August 29, 2021

Road twisler 

Candian west coast term for head while driving

Do you want a road twisler

Road twisler by ThalRyu August 31, 2021

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

road pudding by DiggingBear November 4, 2021

Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

Road nut by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

Road Traveler 

The "Politically Correct" term for the modern day "Hobo". They are generally young adults that you see at intersections looking for rides to a warmer place or the next concert. Typically with a dog and terrible hair. They are generally from wealthy families that they reject accept for the money.

Look, there's a couple of road travelers with a sign asking for a ride to the next Phish concert.

Road Traveler by Upsidedownbiker November 21, 2021

Road Load 

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

Road Load by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

Road Sense 

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!

Road Sense by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021