retard box 

a box of rewards for special ed students.

Romo got candy out of the retard box.

retard box by Shroomster77 November 3, 2008

retard DNA 

a disaster, something that goes wrong, failure in general. Stems from the fact DNA of retarded people is a genetic train wreck.

Guy 1: Man, my car got wrecked yesterday
Guy 2: That's total retard DNA, man.

retard DNA by TheVoiceOfReason May 13, 2006

retard strength 

The legendary attribute of retarded "people" which gives them super human strength. Scientists beleive that since they have no brain they have more muscles. It can be summed up with the simple equation N(normie)- B(brain)= S(strength).

"I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"No man, just let him keep the water melon, he's got retard strength."

retard strength by wil begley May 17, 2007

Retard College 

Community College. small institutions for less fortunate students to earn s degree.

my friend is attending Retard College up in Houston to get his associates.

Retard College by v1cious August 30, 2006

retard roulette 

having a baby at age 40 or older. Babies born to women who are 40 or older have a much higher risk of being born with developmental or cognitive disabilities, like Down's syndrome, mental retardation, and autism. Thus, anyone who has a baby over 40 is gambling with their baby's health -- hence, "roulette."

"Kelly Preston is having a baby at age 47? She's playing retard roulette with that pregnancy."

Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.

retard roulette by Liz Lime December 24, 2010

retard your asshole 

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.

He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.

retard your asshole by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018

Retard-a-con

An extremely stupid transformer. Used in Robot Chicken.

"What a Retard-a-con"

Retard-a-con by slaygirl August 26, 2005