"Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"
"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"
"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."
"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."
Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.
The other night, I conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. I told her, "If I win, you have to give me a handjob. If I lose, you get to beat my meat".