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Rock Schlappy

1. To do something with maximum effort and intensity.
"Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"

"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"

"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."

"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."
Related Words

Rock Ape 

Flat nosed simian creature found in the Australian outback.

Also small ape like train driver found only on metropolitan rail network.
That Gretchie sure is one ugly little rock ape.

Frigging rock apes busted open my petrol tank so's they can get high on the fumes.
Rock Ape by Stromlo Obbergeen December 4, 2003

Rock-A-Fella 

Rock-A-Fella by Bryan Prado February 7, 2005

rock spider 

A term for a prisoner sent to jail for pedophelia or pedophelia within a jail.

Most often used to insult teachers or those of older generations who are do not know what this is.
Geesh, Mr Brown is such a rock spider!
rock spider by Celeste December 15, 2004

rock paper scissors

Children's hand game of chance: scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, rock breaks scissors.
My turn! No, mine! Let's play rock paper scissors.
rock paper scissors by octopod July 10, 2004

Rock, Paper, Handjob 

Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.
The other night, I conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. I told her, "If I win, you have to give me a handjob. If I lose, you get to beat my meat".