Rock Heavy

The less desirable shift at a strip club. Overweight or manly built female.

You want to go to the strip club. No man it's lunch time the place is to rock heavy.

by SuperMenendezBros September 16, 2011

Senility Rocks!

Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.

1) A: Where did I put my pen?

B: It's there in front of you!

A: Doh! Senility rocks!

2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?

B: You did - seven times now.

A: Oops - Senility Rocks

by MarcFxxx November 3, 2010

Meow Rock

A sub-genre of rock in which the singers of the bands sing with a pseudo-soulful, southern twang that makes all of their lyrics sound like a cat from Georgia Meowing for 3-6 min. Mostly tools listen to this. One might say it sounds like they are trying to sing with a pint of syrup in their mouth and they are trying to not spit it out, but not swallow it either. Bands that are in this genre: Pearl Jam, Creed, Cold, Kings of Leon, Matchbox 20 / Rob Thomas, Nirvana part 2 or (Seether), Hinder, and much more.

Man I met this dude at this party and he seemed cool enough so I was cool to him. The next day I found out he liked Meow Rock, so I hit him with a bus.

by xxPowerlocxx April 5, 2011

Ashton Rock

The person in the group chat who has the most dominator moments

“Dominator just jizzed,he’s such an Ashton rock”

by Cayman Rock June 15, 2021

Stjani Rock

Stjani Rock is one of the many powers of the universe, after the battle of Griffindor Stjani rock moved to the red house in Akureyri and became a internet sensation, on november 24 he will fight with Halli a.k.a (Haro) (Haraldur) the fight will go down in the epic shop of hagkaup.

Stjani Rock bjargaði mér í gær

by SiggiSwag04 October 22, 2019

rock balla

1. Any man whom has found financial success in the illegal distribution of crack cocaine. Their success is often short-lived and in order to sustain their explicit lifestyle, they must constantly put themselves at risk of armed robbery, venereal disease, imprisonment, and death.

2. Any man whom made a lasting fortune as a rock balla in the 1980s when crack rock was most popular, a.k.a., an OG.

Pimp C of UGK in "Take Tha Hood Back":

"I'm takin back the streets
Thang on the C
On parole but I'm cold with the heat
Candy coated rock balla
20 chop crawla
Bitches tryna steal my dick
I ain't bout to call her"

by john_raw November 30, 2011

rock crawling

4-wheeling in rocky terrain, usually on slopes.

We got in our Jeeps and went rock crawling in the mountains.

by Ansky June 9, 2014