queird

to be quiet and weird

Work was very queird today.

by Jill September 19, 2004

Queird

A word to use instead of the ever so lame and overused word, awkward.

Me: (spontaneously) Dude, Mathias's ass is so freakin' hairy...
You: (thinking to say awkward, but remembers UrbanDictionary.com) Queird...

by Tyler Sadex May 15, 2004

queer-age-ness

A form off saying something is queer with extra word's that mean abosolutly nothing at the end just for style

Landon: I owned some n00b in cs source 17 times with a knife in one round
Megan: LMFAO, You're lieing. Liar Liar Pants on Fire!
Landon: That's so queer-age-ness, get a life.

by MIXXOYS July 30, 2008

queerbear

(kweeer-behr) noun.
1. A male bear who rather enjoys sexual intercourse with other male bears.
2. A man who rather enjoys sexual intercourse with male bears.
3. A man who, though verbally denies his homosexuality, physically does things to enhance it.
4. Ron.

'Oh mai gah, Ron, quit being a queerbear and return Singularity...it's eight months overdue.'

'Do you see Jeff rubbing mustard upon his belly over there? He must want Ron's attention. What a queerbear.'

by Dr. Kamikaze September 20, 2008

quear buds

Ear buds for persons with cauliflower ear due to excessive man on man wrastlin'/ huggin'. (The regular ear buds no longer fit in their ear holes, so they must use modified, smaller ear buds to listen to music.)

Peter has such bad cauliflower ear his ear buds won't stay in his ear holes. He had to get some quear buds to listen to his iPod.

by 80crows October 25, 2011

Chair-Queer

A male homosexual who pleasures another male homosexual while sitting in a chair.

"Hey, lets do it chair queer style."

by Mandible May 19, 2005

facebook queer

A gay loner who takes everything that is said on facebook literally. Someone who thinks that everyone is talking about them whether or not the comment was posted on the victims wall or the alleged suspect's.

Quit being a facebook queer my life doesn't revolve around your sorry ass. I wasn't talking to your butthurt ass. Go take some Zoloft kiddo.

by The smart bomb April 25, 2010