queef ballarina

insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up

"megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

queef cake

a womens queef made into a cake from her vaginal fart and is very stinky and gross

my women made me a queef cake and i tryed then i looked at her and slapped her and left

by ppizzles July 7, 2004

Queef-ryche

When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity. Bonus points if you or her gives the horns with your hands and/or has a mullet.

You fuck tart sounds like we're at a queef-ryche concert

by Cuca Culpa July 7, 2009

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

breast queef

the act of squeezing or caresing ones breasts until a white luiqid excreats and creates a squeak or fart sounding noise

the rope wrapped around laurens boobie was so tight it forced out a breast queef

by the one and probably the only August 7, 2010

Queef Sandwich

A sandwich with both quail meet and beef. Best served hot. Often referred to simply as a Queef.

I think Ill have some Limburger Cheese on my sandwich. I know the cheese smells bad, but nothing beats a stinky queef sandwich.

I'm so hungry I could eat my queef, your queef and and even that prostitutes queef.

I thought it would be awful, But now I know its not always bad to have a mouth full of Queef. I cant wait to get my next Queef Sandwich.

Jimmies mad at me. I went to his house for lunch yesterday and I ate his moms queef when nobody was looking.

by Jeppeto1 December 26, 2010

queef<br />

a vaginal expulsion of air. a pussy fart.

My dick is so big, I made her queef<br /> before I whipped it out.

by QueefMaster B August 28, 2006