Protestant

The socially-acceptable form of heretic.

I really admire the Protestant work ethic. It'll come in handy when they're shoveling coal in hell.

by MrSolis January 8, 2013

protection

the act of stopping cruise ships from exploiting marine natural resources

The USFG should substantially increase the protection of marine natural resources by regulating cruise ship dumping.

by Ching Chong Teriyaki Sauce March 10, 2004

protestant

One who protests (pro-test-ant), hence once used often to describe those who objected to abuse of authority by the Church. As religious "Protestant" sects no longer protest as much, the alternate pronunciation has become common.

Being a gentle soul opposed to violence, she became a war protestant.

by Old Uncle Sammy July 3, 2003

projects

acronym for People Relying On Just Enough Cash To Survive

I'm poor and I live in the PROJECTS

by 5hole December 8, 2003

Protestantism

Christianity Lite.

"Yes, I know how he died, and why he died, but I would SO much prefer to focus on his teachings rather than the passion itself." --anonymous protestant

by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004

Hidden Projector

Use a video camera to tape yourself while having sex. Hook the video camera up to a small projector hidden in your closet, but don't tell your partner. While on top, turn the projector on so that you can see the video on the wall above the headboard. Your partner who is on bottom wont be able to see it because they are looking at the ceiling. This way you can watch your own porn as your making it.

He didn't start out so good but kept getting better. Turns out he was using the "hidden projector" and was able to critique himself as he went.
porn homemade sex hidden projector on top

by Rave Ortega February 8, 2010

The Albert Smoota Project

A project which will be enforced in the year 2010, whereby all people with excessive nose hair will shipped to the moon.

He won't live out the Albert Smoota Project.

by Albert Smoota December 8, 2006