blind pirate

while doing a bitch from behind, spit on her back before you blow your load and when she turns around you bust in her face.

I gave your mother a blind pirate last night bitch.

by Twat sniff September 17, 2008

pirate's booty

another name for calling dibs on the front passenger seat of a vehicle. Connotes the triumph of plundering treasure from fellow swabbies.

phil: "let's go to the store."
jake: "okay."
bill: "pirate's booty!"
jake: "asshole, you know i get sick in the back seat."
bill: "you're too slow. just be glad you're not sitting bitch."

by kevrockselmundo June 20, 2008

dirty pirate

its like the angry pirate but instead of her sucking your dick she is eating you out and upon your orgasm you shat in her eye

hegave me a dirty pirate today

by death boner from hell December 17, 2014

poop pirate

A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.

After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.

by murato February 13, 2010

Spam Pirate

A Pirate completely obsessed with Spam. Currently only one spam pirate is known in the 7 seas.

ahoy thar! I be lookin for da Spam Pirate, she be guaranteein me safe passage on er *stabbed in face with sword*

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

pirate eye

when you are taking a girl doggie style, you spit on her back, then pull out, as she turns around thinking you already came, you cum in her eye declaring "arr you have been struck by the pirate eye"

dave struck sarah with the dreaded pirate eye.

by simon van laun April 13, 2006

pirate hooker

A women who is usually racist, violent, a little bi curious and resides in a little shack on whore island.

A: she hates black people, is bicurious and has guns
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island

by vacos March 31, 2012