Phantom spell

Getting some weird unexplained sensations such as headaches

After getting out of the library, I instantly got phantom spells from all the reading

by G. W. Shakespeare March 9, 2025

phantom six

When you are gang raped by a group of ghosts. Like when you wake up thinking you fell down the stairs bottom first with no recollection of what happened.

I think Jamal was phantom sixed last night. His butthole looks like a worn out vagina and he thinks he fell down

by Ewrecksean May 13, 2016

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Phantom Shit

when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.

Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put

by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021

phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

phantom patriot

The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.

Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.

McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.

"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"

by Phantom Patriot July 15, 2024

Phantom Head

When you got head to good you can still feel it

“Her dome game was so good I got phantom head and it’s been like a week”

by Fungoid October 12, 2020