Jim: Yo! I swore I just came, why don't I see anything?
Joe: That's called Phantom Cum, you just felt the sensation.
Joe: That's called Phantom Cum, you just felt the sensation.
by MeowMan191919 July 6, 2025

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

by Gibberishidkrisjjj December 17, 2024

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
by this dood October 24, 2022

Phantom reminiscence takes place when one seems to reminisce about a past event that did not actually take place.
Dude 1: Why did you not come to me yesterday? I called you up twice.
Dude 2: But, you did not. A phantom reminiscence, I think.
Dude 2: But, you did not. A phantom reminiscence, I think.
by uttam maharjan January 20, 2010

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
by android-app August 31, 2023

I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.
by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014
