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Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.
Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"
by MegaGabe September 28, 2013
mugGet the Bro-litemug.

Bro or Sis

Bro or Sis is usually used in chat rooms in Omegle. Its asking if you are female or male.
by PukeOnMe December 25, 2015
mugGet the Bro or Sismug.

Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012
mugGet the Bro taxmug.

Tinder Bro

Bros that help each other score on Tinder by providing background information about girls they have previously matched with and help prevent each other from incidentally becoming Eskimo Brothers.
My Tinder Bro saved me a lot of time by letting me know this Tinderella was a prude
by Jor Dan G October 16, 2014
mugGet the Tinder Bromug.

Bro Solid

A favour that one bro does for another without expecting anything in return.
Guy 1: "Hey Robbie"

Guy 2: "Hi Jonno"

Guy 1: "Thanks for helping me arrange my fishing rods last night"

Guy 2: "No problem"

Guy 1: "That sure was a bro solid that you did for me"
by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
mugGet the Bro Solidmug.

Eskimo bros

1. A joke from "the league"

2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.
Bro you fucked my mom to eskimo bros
by smallmouse12 April 16, 2022
mugGet the Eskimo brosmug.

bro PhD

A person who uses broscience often to try to prove points or explain things. Usually the broscience comes directly from his mind with no outside sources and no experience with the topic he is talking about.
Bro PhD Kyle just tried to explain the creation of the HIV virus, of course talking straight broscience the whole time. I didn't believe a word he said.
by fatassbob March 12, 2010
mugGet the bro PhDmug.

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