GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Georgia Cat bath

To wash your hands in a female's piss and cum then proceed to dry your hands with her farts.

"Bruh I just got the best Georgia Cat Bath from my girl!"

by Hand washing August 7, 2016

not bathing

a irvin is an example of not bathing

not bathing is the definition of an irvin

by Dont bathe then December 4, 2020

Dutch bubble bath

When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it

Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)

by RideThroughKind January 27, 2025

Union Ass Bath

When a person named Chad is caught washing his ass in the sink by his wife Amy.

Bro, I took a union ass bath and it was embarassing!

by PNWwiseguy April 1, 2025

bath waterless bitch

A woman that participates in narcissistic social media .. she who thinks she’s innocent Also known as a Sarah Lynn

Open your eyes and realize I’m here and let me be there you bath waterless bitch

by anonymous September 28, 2022

Legacy bath

Taking a bath were you masturbat and finish in the water so you wash with all your potental children.

These aren't bubbles I'm having a legacy bath.

by Ben badger September 20, 2023