noob

term used by 12-year-olds when somebody doesen't like them.

Person 1: can i join u
Person 2: No, sorry.
Person 1: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!1oneoneelevennoob

(actual habbo hotel quote).

by bleeding nose December 28, 2008

noob tube

A weapon that is often employed by someone who is "new" to an FPS game and needs to use the maximum ammount of fire power just to "try" to survive, because noob's have no skill. Usually a Bazukka or rocket launcher. Hense the term "noob tube".

Maj. Poopinschaft: " Hay you killed me 10 times in a row....
I think I'll get you with a bazukka, because I have no skill ! "
cartOOnman: " Go ahead, Get your noob tube, I'll still bash you over the head with a 45. NYUK NYUK NYUK MUUhahahahahaha "

by Patrick "cartOOnman™" Collins January 15, 2007

noob

Anybody who seriously uses this word is a loser, and a nerd.

Jack: gtfo you noob
Jill: *no comment*

by Anonynynynynymous January 1, 2008

noobastank

This word is from the music band Hoobastank but the H is remplaced by a N so it makes Noobastank! Not so much used well it was invented by meh

pwner-lolololzz!!!!1111»!!oneoneleneven i pwned this Noobastank

noobastank- :-( ur mean

by Joshy!!!!! December 6, 2006

scooby dooby noob

A more entertaining way to insult people on the internet, often used with other n00b words. Also written as sc00by d00by n00b.

Player1: n00b
Player1: n00blet
Player1: scooby dooby noob!
Player2: OMGSH!$##$^@#$^%@ 1'm 50 1n5ult3d 7h4t 1 qu17.

by CrazyGuyWithNoNameOrSpaces June 25, 2006

noob train

a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.

randomguy: last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 63

randomguy2: that was me who got pwned :(

by rjmaster225 January 21, 2008

king noob

The guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. Generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him - not only as a noob, but as a king noob.

That guy in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars who flies around in a Tormentor all day, or parks the Desecrator in the hanger on Valley and camps hardcore.

"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"

by CheBourgeoisNoir January 10, 2008