muddy gems

Dirty testicles or smelly balls.

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.

by 100010001 June 1, 2016

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

Mudders

Mudders: a group of man whores that hang together, laugh at each others jokes, constantly antagonize each other, exhibit diva behaviors, and abuse alcohol constantly. Mudders can be found at pubs, festivals, business meetings, and New Jersey. Mudders often have bad bowels and are in questionable physical condition. Mudders tend to cry like bitches if they don't get their way.

Did you see that group of dudes at the pub last night? One of them wouldn't shut up and the rest just pounded drinks and talked about banging fat and ugly chicks; what a bunch of mudders.

by STL wiseguy October 26, 2016

muddy hanks

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room

Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.

by Memo watkins November 20, 2016

Muddi

The very essence of sexyness, has very much money, and makes it rain on them hoes. also likes to wear alot of gold.

Muddi also is a word that can also be used instead of "chick magnet"

Where is muddi? Instead of "where is the chick magnet

by Perå December 12, 2016

mudda paka

Mudda paka is a word often used to describe a feeling.

Created by: Y

I'm so mudda paka angry !!!!

Mudda

by Muddaking January 31, 2017

Muddle

When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.

Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...

by Braindrained February 12, 2017