Moose Fucker

What Sarah Palin is. Have you seen her husband? What would YOU call him? She has sex with this creep. And she is the Queen of Mean, too.

What a moose fucker that Sarah Palin is! Jeez, did anyone with a measurable IQ actually vote for that ditz?

by Caribou Musticle March 15, 2009

moose head

The best fucking beer on the planet

Jeffrey likes to drink lots of moose head.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Moose-Knuckle

Camel-toe's fatter, uglier, sister.

Guy 1: See that chick's camel-toe?

Guy 2: Camel-toe? Dude she was so fat she had a Moose-Knuckle!

by mattman_v1 September 8, 2010

Zombie Moose

(Zombie Moosen - plural) A person who is addicted to looking at pictures with funny captions on the internet. They spread their infection by sending the pictures on to their friends via social networking.

"Ugh, Bob just sent me another picture of a cat with some caption on it. I wish that zombie moose would stop flooding my inbox."

by Jance123456789 March 11, 2010

moose knockers

Really outrageously large breasts. Usually on a bigger woman/man, they have the capablity to knock items over and flail all over the place, with a sudden body movement/gesture.

Peter-"That lady must be weight a good 2 bills and a half."
Paul-"Yeah but damn she has got some huge moose knockers."

by SamiAlyse May 6, 2006

moose knuckle

a camel toe on a woman of native North American ancestory.

I was walking down 20th street and saw an Indian chick in tight jeans with a wicked moose knuckle!

by saskotis July 21, 2008

Muddy Moose

A Muddy Moose is a move performed during sexual intercourse. This clever move, requires two males and a female engaging in anal sex. Both men perform anal sex as the female proceeds to violently explode excrete all over the two males penis'. When the action is done they hold their penis' over her headed, like antlers, as they all scream "Muddy Moose!".

Ross and Ben hold their dicks high above Cedies head as a deafening Muddy Moose roar travels through the hallway.

by vamman311 November 16, 2009