The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.
The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway
The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway
Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again
by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018
Get the The Midnight Growler mug.It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018
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a friend or family member who never lifted a finger to help with any kind of project but as soon as it's done they will look at the finished product and pick out whats wrong with it or what you could of done better.
Joe and i finished up building the new deck but then ken showed up and told us we used the wrong wood and screws so the deck would be rotted and falling apart by next winter. he was a real foreman hindsight.
by alberto89 December 27, 2020
Get the foreman hindsight mug.The hours between 4 and 7am, when early birds are waking up from a good night's sleep, but drug users or "tweakers" are still up from the night before.
"Hey Jim, you're up bright and early today!"
"Nah Bob, I'm just still awake from yesterday. Been smoking crack for 12 hours, it's Tweaker Midnight for me dawg."
"Nah Bob, I'm just still awake from yesterday. Been smoking crack for 12 hours, it's Tweaker Midnight for me dawg."
by flurpy May 20, 2022
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Get the Operation Midnight mug.When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
Get the Marquette Midnight Pastie mug."Last night on call you had some of the midnight giggles."
"Congrats you have performed the midnight Giggles."
"Congrats you have performed the midnight Giggles."
by TallTart May 31, 2023
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