Elf Metal 

Metal that relates to elves, swords, epic battles, fairies, and other fantasy themes. Often recorded in Scandinavian forests, and upstate New York with the aid of elf metalheads who play the violin a little too well. Afionados of elf-metal can be identified by their dragonfroce t-shirts, loneliness and pointy ears. It is perhaps the coolest subgenre of metal ever created.

Pat: Dude is that the new Within Temptation album!
Ben: Yeah man, It's incredible, I love the song about the elf princess!
Shane: Turn down that goddamn Elf Metal, you elf nerds. You're frightening away the ladies!

Elf Metal by Lord Traslav August 20, 2007

Power Metal 

Awesome songs about metal and battles and how hard metal is with epic solos and emotionally charged lyrics that inspire ones soul to ride on.

Forever Angel by Axel Rudi Pell is a great Power Metal Song.

Power Metal by Hot Wheels Metal God February 12, 2008

metal pussy teeth 

a generic term for any fears that humans may have regarding sex with robots

because robots are really genderless machines, the phobic term "metal pussy teeth" applies to potential harm from any sexbot, male or female or other

"I'd only hit that Terminator chick if I could check her coochie for metal pussy teeth. Every time."

On a humorous side note, the urban myth became such a big concern that the Koreans started printing "No Metal Pussy Teeth" on the outside box of every LG-12 Sexbot, and on all their promotional literature.

metal pussy teeth by dsimms October 29, 2008

death metal

A style of music whose listeners know and appreciate the level of skill and often "tight" musicianship, characterized by the ability to churn out complex 32nd and 64th note riffs with almost inhuman precision.

Also a style of music whose detractors refer to as "satanic" or "evil," despite the fact that the vast majority of them either have never actually heard any death metal.

Nobody can do death metal better than the Scandinavians

death metal by d3d April 17, 2006

Fat Kid Mentality

a person who used to be a fat kid (a former fat kid) and is now skinny and fit and even good looking, but they still feel like a fat kid inside and will always think like a fat kid.

Girl 1: I don't understand why he left his shirt on while we were having sex.

Girl 2: It is because of fat kid mentality.

Fat Kid Mentality by Girly115 April 6, 2010

monkey metal 

A term used in the Antique trade to describe a cheap metal alloy, usually zinc based. Often used to describe spelter figures and other ornamental items which were often copies of original bronze pieces.

It is only a cheap monkey metal copy of an original Lorenzl, Art Deco, bronze figurine.

monkey metal by Welded Bliss January 11, 2008

progressive metal 

Intelligent music for intelligent people.

Hello, My iq is 200, and I love Progressive metal..

progressive metal by Josh March 13, 2004