Call A Marine

Marines are horny and adaptable individuals who are always ready when needed, like bar fights or getting a plump woman laid

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

by Bob Saget Does Oral July 20, 2018

Water Margin

A move used to inflict pain on someone much like the Big Cheese. In this move, the victim has the corners of their eyes grabbed from behind and then pulled making them look oriental. The attacker will often yell "THE WATER MARGIN" for extra effect. The term originated from a chinese restaurant in the English town of Witney.

Fuck off or I'm going to give you a water margin.

by CoNAIR11 October 5, 2009

Serving up pasta with marinara sauce

When you butt fuck a girl who's menstruating. Just before releasing your load you give her two or three good pumps in the pussy then make get her suck you off. Therefore blowing your load with shit noodle in her mouth mixed with her menstrual juices that were left on your cock. "Serving up spicy marinara with pasta" would be the same thing but the girl ate spicy food the night before.

Last night Jenny loves it when I'm serving up pasta with marinara sauce. She gobbles down the whole thing.

by The Carnal Cook November 8, 2018

Marine, Illinois

A village avout an hour away from St. Louis. It is quite amazing, and perfect for raising kids as it has an extremely low crime rate.

Dude, Marine, Illinois is so awesome.

I know, I know.

by imanarwhal May 24, 2011

marinate

when a guy hits on a girl during the day to get her all juiced up for the night time action.

to marinate: Hey, look at Pat over there marinating Sarah!

by njh222 January 3, 2009

Marinc

Website with Midgets, Retards, Garden gnomes, Randy Williams.


Acronym for 'Midgets and Retards Inc'

John- Did you see the new randy williams pic on Marinc?

Johns friend- Where hes getting fucked in the ass by an elephant?

by Moz December 18, 2004

Marinara sauce

The white substance that accumulates around the base of the penis after intercourse when she has been aroused for quite awhile.

I had sex with this hot girl last night and when I was done I had to wipe off that marinara sauce.

by MaximusKnight69 March 23, 2022