Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

Jeffey Blanket

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.

She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016

Jeffrey Li

an absolute legend that has no dog

Jeffrey LI I love you - Henry the dog

by Jeffrey Li's Number One Fan November 25, 2019

Jefflow

This term typically referring to the discord user "Jefferu#3990" and his average rank (iron 1 - bronze 3). This is typically used for mocking the user as this rank is very easy to achieve.

How are you losing to that guy? you're actually jefflow.

by Lunyaa January 10, 2022

Jeffmads

Why this wasn't in the Urban Dictionary before, I don't know. Jeffmads is the greatest ship ever. In the Hamilton fandom it's the ship between Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. It's so otp (one true pairing).

There's two types of people in this world: Those who ship Jeffmads and those who ship Jamilton.

by IAmACoonhogmouse June 16, 2018

warren jeffs

one sick son of a bitch

It's disgusting to think that people believe warren jeffs is a prophet. This child rapist/polygamist deserves every second of jail time he gets.

by california689 August 12, 2011

jeffbezosisgonnakillme

Its my dog you shit . Yeah me (shaurya-side note you can look my name def. Its 100% true despite some people say its not) , fiona (yeah she is awesome too) and him share a brain cell now so suck it losers!

Me- iwellcomeupwithajokelater
Okay ill include my dog name jeffbezosisgonnakillme now let me submit it u shit

by Nobodyokaycmonon August 21, 2021