An insecure racist bastard (redneck or otherwise) who thinks that the "Anonomynity" of the internet allows them to say racist things they are too chicken-shit to say outside their MySpace, or Facebook, or Urban-dictionary definition of Obama.
John: I don't like this video. I'll add a comment that says
"Stupid Niggerz can fuk temselvves cauz der black"
Bill: Don't be such an Internet Racist
John: Wait a minute... go check your MySpace!
"Stupid Niggerz can fuk temselvves cauz der black"
Bill: Don't be such an Internet Racist
John: Wait a minute... go check your MySpace!
by Lord-of-the-Internet: Al Gore January 29, 2009
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Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!
Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
by McFondlemeslowly December 19, 2009
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False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.
Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"
Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
by dandi May 30, 2006
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*checks clock*
DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
*checks clock*
DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
by Killing Kittens May 15, 2006
Get the internet mug.Used when someone is so very retarded that they dont deserve to be on the internet, these people can usually be identified easily:
14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.
Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.
14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.
Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.
14 year old girl: lol u lyk 24 lol dats so sht lol
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face
by Tibor May 22, 2005
Get the Get Off My Internet mug.1. One who is incapable to use the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.
phil: I tried finding free porn, but I couldn't.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.
by Eric Garside June 14, 2006
Get the internetard mug.Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006
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