Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

put out the grass

Force someone to quit

My teacher was forced to put out the grass.

by Deafin January 27, 2021

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.

If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

Grass

Something gamers/weebs don't get. it is green in colour and is soft most of the time. it can be both tall and short. gamers often see this in their little games.

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"Today, I went out and touched grass, Nyan-Nyan-Kawai chan!"
"That's amazing, Gamer-Kun! I'll be with you on this journey!"

by Ikea.gender May 4, 2022

Swamp grass

When a dick cums on a hairy pussy

When Johnny pulled out and blew his load…Dixie’s bagina looked like swamp grass

by Dr. Tickfinder July 27, 2023