Gumby

When a toothless person gives a blow job ( usually an elderly person)

bro I just got a mean gumby from the old cat lady .

I'm trying to go to the nursing home and get me gumby

by headydef May 25, 2016

Forrest Gump

When you fuck a fat guy's hairy belly button and creampie it.

Many girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more guys would like to Forrest Gump him.

by Tim Jerome March 27, 2009

Gumping

To suck a penis dry after it has been inserted into the anus and having fecal matter on it.

"Man, I pulled my dick out of her ass and she sucked all the shit off it!"

by Peter H July 14, 2003

gumped

to horribly mess up a situation through blatant idiocy

HAHAHA, you gumped the hell out that man.

by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003

Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

by Pete January 25, 2005

Alaskan Gumby

While having sex you freeze your shit in a freezer. Then you get green play-doh and shove it in the girls mouth. After that you take out yr shit and smear it all over her face till she says " you mua dawg gumby" then you grab a cup of skeet homemade and shove it down her throat till she throws up on yr chest.

"That bitch ate all my play-doh when i gave her the Alaskan Gumby boo."

by smear em baby January 17, 2010

bust a grumpy

having an orgasm, especially when one has an angry-looking o-face

After getting 20 minutes of head, he would bust a grumpy all over her face

by kkit January 13, 2010